and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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