only if we run a train.
done.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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