you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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