OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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