Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This house was built for laser tag.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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