Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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