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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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