It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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