also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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