Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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