Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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