Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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