I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
