Have you finally orgasmed yet?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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