And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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