just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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