You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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