dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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