Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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