Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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