He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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