We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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