i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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