best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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