i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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