I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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