honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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