At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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