I'm drive I can fine osifer
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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