bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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