Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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