I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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