You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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