May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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