are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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