i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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