i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
