So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
