She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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