Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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