Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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