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(201): View more from New Jersey

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(443): View more from Maryland

He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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(905): View more from Ontario

ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.

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(818): View more from California

Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(360): View more from Washington

Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

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(716): View more from New York

My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.

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