I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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