she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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