Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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