Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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