She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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