White coat. Heels.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
foreskin is a definite game changer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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