sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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