you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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