What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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