So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
