just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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