Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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