just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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